Did you ever have one of those days where the lack of the proper amount of syrup on the waffles becomes a major tragedy? Complete with tears, snot, and protestations of "But I asked fiiiiiiiiiiiiirst!"?
Honestly those kids would argue over a piece of used chewing gum. The kind you scrape off your shoe and is now gray and has bits of hair and fuzz and grass stuck in it. Can't you just hear it now?
"Moooooooom! It's not faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaair! I wanted a wodge of dirty chewing gum tooooooooooooooooooo! You NEVER let me have what I want!" [cue hysterical sobbing, followed by stomping retreat, completed with slamming of door]
I was thisclose to taking my friend Jackie's advice and sticking three straws in the syrup bottle and telling them to have at it.
But we have averted tragedy and diabetic comas for today.
All in a day's work for SuperMom.
I want a cape. Can I get a cape? It would make the job so much cooler.
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